the keilar is not human. why would it be?

we are a plural system. The Journey to get here is one that we're proud of. as such, this page will serve to somewhat document the creatures that decided to take up residence in this brain.

we prefer third person pronouns. it's an object, not a person. tap in.

keilar (it/its)

the one and formerly only identityfucked creature with a love for BSL-4 laboratories, felines, coffee, friends, entoptic phenomena and writing.
an impassioned balkan lynx with the drive needed to change the world. loud and meowy.

aurelia (she/her)

a professional. the one that's good at talking, helping, and being Normal within society? she's surprisingly good at playing the piano and violin.
we don't know what she is, she's new and pretty quiet. perhaps the only "human" thing.

0x47f842 (it/its)

a spaced-out loopy nerd. unresponsive but attentive, the best of us when it comes to computers, but somewhat slow. it's okay with this. don't fix what isn't fully broken.
some combination between a dusky-faced tanager and a quadcopter. famously numb and easy.

cassie (it/she)

a traumatized, touch-starved and apprehensive being (we all are but this one is particularly sensitive). loves to break down and sequester all of the Negative Feelings we harbor (for the most part). it has been here for a while. we love her.
minimal identity. do not perceive. she enjoys the outdoors, the depth of the sky, amazing food and parentheses.

but what about the keilar overall?

we are working toward a BSc in biology. this is the main thing we're focused on and the knowledge bestowed upon us has given us a new spectacle of the world. we write stories, scribble on whiteboards, talk way too much (it loves to infodump. please let it) and cook good food. it has its signature cookie recipe memorized.

we work with computers in an enterprise setting and we're very good at that, it's like puzzles. we're bad at coding. although we enjoy that keyboard-based activity anyways, we look into microscopes and medicine journals with heightened interest. we love that, we're good at it, and we want a career out of it. there is nothing better than a good microbe.
don't worry, loud centrifuge, ok?
will happily dispense closed-access research papers. knowledge is a fundamental right for all.

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no part of this website, nor anything produced by the keilar, is spat out by an llm. it won't give the spiel, we hate this scalding saucepan of slop.

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