the keilar is not human. why would it be?
we are a plural system of a few therian girlthings. as the stars intended,
this page will serve to somewhat document the creatures that decided to take up
residence in this brain.
we prefer third person pronouns. it's an object, not a person. our self-exploration is persistent and flawed.
keilar (it/its)
the one and only identityfucked creature with a love for BSL-4 laboratories,
felines, coffee, friends, entoptic phenomena and writing. wants to be left alone to its devices.
an impassioned balkan lynx with the drive needed to change the world. loud and meowy.
aurelia (she/her)
a normalcy. the one that's good at talking, helping, and being Normal within society?
she's surprisingly good at playing the piano and violin.
we don't know what she is, she's pretty quiet. likes listening, parkour, long shows, and albums.
0x47f842/jax (it/its)
a delirious loopy nerd. unresponsive but attentive, the best of us when it comes to computers,
but somewhat slow. likes to be a bird, awawawa and stare at things. original.
some combination between a dusky-faced tanager and a quadcopter... numb and flighty.
cassie (it/she)
a touch-starved and uneasy being. loves to sequester the negative feelings we harbor (for the most part).
it has been here a while. it loves the world. we love her. fronts often and is sometimes good with words.
minimal identity, do not perceive, most definitely a dog. enjoys the depth of the sky, amazing food, radio static and parentheses.
but what about the keilar overall?
it is working toward a BSc in biology. this is the main thing
it's focused on and the knowledge bestowed upon it has given it a new spectacle of the world. it writes
stories, scribbles on whiteboards and talks way too much.
the keilar works in information technology, but it's not that good at coding. although it enjoys that
keyboard-based activity, it would much prefer to look into microscopes and medicine
journals with heightened interest. it loves that, it's good at it, and it wants a career out of it. there
is nothing better than a good microbe.
will happily dispense closed-access research papers. knowledge is a fundamental right for all.
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no part of this website, nor anything produced by the keilar, is spat out by an llm. it won't give the
spiel, we dont enjoy this scalding saucepan of slop.